Stolen "[Name] is" Thingy From Google

If you've seen this before, you know what to do. If not, well just sit back and amuse yourself. Ok, ok. Basically go to Google and type in [Your Name] is and press search. Type in the first 10 things that come up that begin w/ "[Your Name] is." How simple is that??

Jennifer is:
-not a criminal (That's a relief!)
-still really struggling to get back on the tour and she unfortunately announced she would not be playing the upcoming French...
-a genius
-scheduled to be on CBS's Late Show with David Letterman on September 8th to promote... (Ugh, J.Ho....gross!!!)
-totally victimized and the...
-great
-really a woman, she's handling everything great, a total class act
-a big compliment worthy of so much more... (Aww...)
-credited as Jennifer Aniston, legally she is known as... (First J.Ho, now Aniston? Please!!)
-librarian at the Lincoln-Way Central High School in New Lenox, Illinois (Well, at least I'm closer to Super K!)

Now that that's over and done w/...

Today was the first day back to school. Meh. I actually found a parking spot close to the door. Of course I pratically stalked someone in order to get it, but damnit it was mine! My Mon/Wed class should be interesting. It's my sex class...technically English and a Psychology class combined because it's like Sexuality in Literature and Human Sexuality. It's a duel-credit class so might as well. Plus I get to talk about sex all the time, which I already do anyway, so it works! For introductions we had to say our name, major, why we took the class, something unique about us, why we will stay in the class, favorite color, and we had to pick 3 words from the board. These words included penis, clitoris, masturbation...I think you get the picture. Or we could chose the mystery box and say whatever words we wanted. So I picked blow-job, doggy style, and cowgirl. It's sad when your professor of Human Sexuality doesn't know what cowgirl is. But oh well. Looks to be interesting.

Sanders...are you still alive?? Where oh where has my Sanders gone? Oh where oh where can she be?? CALL ME!!! Before I send a search party for you.